A joke about marriage.

A crotchety old couple goes out to dinner. They’re seated and the waiter comes over to take their order. The wife orders a steak. The waiter asks, “And for the vegetable?” She responds, “Oh, the vegetable? He’ll have steak too.”

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3 thoughts on “A joke about marriage.

  1. I think this joke is too funny! My husband read it in a Time magazine article about Putin. But my daughter was asking me for a joke yesterday, and I knew she wouldn’t know who Putin was, so I rephrased it with the elderly couple. She laughed soooo hard.

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