A crotchety old couple goes out to dinner. They’re seated and the waiter comes over to take their order. The wife orders a steak. The waiter asks, “And for the vegetable?” She responds, “Oh, the vegetable? He’ll have steak too.”
A joke about marriage.
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haha I have seen a different version to this but I must say it appeals to my wicked side! :o)
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I think this joke is too funny! My husband read it in a Time magazine article about Putin. But my daughter was asking me for a joke yesterday, and I knew she wouldn’t know who Putin was, so I rephrased it with the elderly couple. She laughed soooo hard.
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Well. I was GOING to asking if John knew about this joke, but then I read your comment.
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