~ The Turbie Twist ~

HEY EVERYONE!  Your fave pal Dishy here to tell you all about a little wonder product Curly is making me review I’ve discovered, called The Turbie Twist!!

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WOW. What is it??

The Turbie Twist is a super-absorbent hair towel made especially for the girl-(or-guy)-on-the-go.

You know how after bathing, most people put their hair up in a towel a la Carmen Miranda?

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Well.  The Turbie Twist is sort of like that, but better.  Instead of schlepping around w/ a big ding-dong bath towel like this poor SLOB

before

You can look like THIS (unbelievably stunning knock-out)

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WOW. How does it work??

Unlike standard bath towels, which flop open and fall off your head, causing severe neck damage and potentially hazardous conditions, the Turbie Twist contains magical elastic band technology specifically engineered to keep that towel ON.  (Many thanks to Curly for the drawing below.)

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B/c of this revolutionary technology, the Turbie Twist allows its wearer complete freedom of movement whilst comfortably drying his or her hair.  No more reaching up to steady that mass resting on your head.  No more feeling like the proverbial bowling pin under a birdcage.  No activity is TOO MUCH for the TURBIE TWIST!

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But there’s MORE.  The Turbie Twist’s patented space-age hair drying technology is so revolutionary, in fact, it simply has to be seen to be believed.  Watch in AMAZEMENT as my hair dries right before your very eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!***

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TAAAAAAAHHHHH-DAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

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***Artist’s rendering of imaginary hair-drying technology.  No birds were harmed in the making of this blog post.  Any resemblance to actual real persons or birds or products is purely coincidental.  The opinions of The Daily Dish do NOT reflect those of Turbie Twist LLC. Results may vary.  All rights reserved.

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18 thoughts on “~ The Turbie Twist ~

  1. HIGH-LARIOUS!! This is laugh out loud, balls to the wall, AWESOME. And the fact that your freshly dried hair is a bird blanket just KILLS me.

    Love it. LOVE IT. What else do you want to review, because I will send it if you promise to review it on your blog!

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  2. that’s it. i am going to retire from blogging and let you ghost-write all my posts. you are the funniest person on the planet and i am a mere mortal . i posted this review on my blog and feel bad for the other reviewers of the ASonTV products–you set the bar so high!

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  3. Thanks guys!!! You are way too sweet. And lest I forget to mention. I’m now using my Turbie Twist in lieu of a hair net while I’m baking. They could TOTALLY market this thing that way — it’s FABULOUS!

    Saddest thing though – I pulled something in my back jumping on the bed and now Curly thinks I’m gonna sue her —

    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHH!!

    Wait..

    KIDDING BABY __ LOVE YOU!

    xo

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  4. I used to have long hair when I was about 20. Those days are gone, so very far away in the past. Now I have short salt and pepper thing going on which I reckon makes me look distinguished.

    Great post – great photos – great bed.

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  5. Amazing – even the bird is dry! Do you just twist it up with the hair? Even while you’re jumping on the bed? Forget the towel – I want the BIRD! (I just generally let my long, wet hair hang around until it becomes long, dry hair. But that’s partly because the towels are usually so cumbersome and top-heavy, so maybe this thingy would be a good idea. Come to think of it, it is so sweaty here, maybe I could just wear it ALL THE TIME! To church! To garden in! To the beach!) Whadya think?

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  6. Hahha! Didn’t notice that myself — though Georgia & I have been reading a lot of Seuss lately.. If they knew I was at home jumping on the bed while they were at school, they’d never leave. As for the elastic – seems pretty sturdy. What are YOU going to review Panny babe??

    Many thanks Zhisou!! I’m sure your hair is FAB.

    Curl- if ONLY you’d thought of that before sending me this thing.. OHHHhhhHHHhhh the PAIN.. Myyyy BAaaaack. My ACHING BAaaaaaack… AAHhhhhhh OOoohhhhhh.. Is this thing on? Seriously though – I would have been in hysterics watching Ant emerge from the bathroom, towel wrapped around his chest, delicately putting on his Turbie Twist — oh! Too funny!!

    Trace – I cannot recommend the Turbie Twist enough. As I said, I’m now branching out in the use department (using it while baking) and it’s T-RRific!!

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  7. hahahahaha this gets freakin funnier every time I see it. A “baking” picture would be the best!!!
    You should probably contact the Turbie Twist people…they so need to pay you!

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  8. THE TURBIN MASTER…IST!! Obviously ancestroy in the Middle East.

    And BTW that dang piece you wrote on riding bicycles on the sidewalk about 30 years ago just WON’T DIE!! LOL

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  9. Ooh S.Le, you make me BLUSH. And Kiwi’s white eyeball area looks a tad pink too. Many thanks!

    Thanks Connnssss!! Please feel free to send them a link. Sending it myself feels too much like tooting my own horn.. and you know what they say about self-tooters.

    PANNONICA! I noticed you have NOT fessed up as to what you’ll be reviewing.. is it shrinkydinks then?? PS: I loved shrinkydinks – but could they have smelled any worse baking? Talk about toxic fumes. Ah.. childhood in the 70s & 80s. What didn’t kill us surely made us stronger.

    LOL! Mssc54 – I look like a Sikh wearing this thing.. and yesterday I had it on ALL DAY LONG. When I took it off, my hair had a life of its own. No joke. Ladies- if you are looking for some unbelievably BIG HAIR – get a Turbie Twist and WEAR IT TILL ITS DRY.

    PS: You ain’t kidding about that bike post!!! Who woulda guessed.

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  10. I can’t believe with all the jumping, twisting spinning around that it stayed in place, AMAAAAAZING.
    Just wondering….
    Does it come in a bald man version????

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  11. OOoh Tony – that’s a very good question. If they do, I am betting it’s not pink. Maybe I could get one for my husband!

    Many thanks Kerri – you’re WELCOME!!

    Ohh Dennis, that’s terrrible. My friend had the same thing happen w/ an “unfortunate” piercing. YOuch!

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